APO Superlatives

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Most likely never to leave UMass: Butch
Most likely to get lost on the way to their 20 year college reunion: Crispy & Brian
Snazziest dresser: Ryan
Dirtiest Minds: Butch & Bec
	Most likely to get carded at her 20 year college reunion: Melissa
	Most oblivious: Michele
	Best insults: Butch
	Best comebacks: Jay
Best ass: Andy
Best belches: Brian
Most likely to quit school to be a pro sports team mascot: Kristi
Most likely to be kicked out of a party: Kringle
Most likely to conquer the world: Lynn & Mike
Most likely top be trapped in the APO rumor mill: Alissa